Saturday, July 17, 2010

Detailed, thoughtful product review.

The nJoy Pure Wand is HOLYFUCKAMAZING.


more later don't feel like typing now oh holyfuck

11 comments:

  1. I remain jealous of my physical inability to buy any products which put me in such a state.

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  2. nJoy makes such good stuff.

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  3. I know how you feel, I got a Zini Roae to review, and it's so good it just has to be fattening. I've never tried nJoy but I like the look of a toy that will last for years.

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  4. That toy looks like a beast. In a good way, of course! Hope you enjoy (snerk) it thoroughly!

    ~Aaron

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  5. You, given that they're more or less next door to me, if we ever do end up socializing -- I'll volunteer you up as a demo bunny for whatever new product they develop.

    'Cause I'm just a magnanimous person, that way.

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  6. Lord Snuffleupagus - Would you really? OMG OMG OMG OMG! EEEEEEEE!!!

    ...Unless it's like the ass-juicer. I'm going to go ahead and characterize my ass as "intermediate," and the ass-juicer is definitely "advanced."

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  7. Huh. The first part of my post cut off; it was something like 'As they invited me to hang out at some point, and they make the stuff at home, something or other bada this daba that,' then the 'you.' Odd.

    When I DO see them (be it in swampier regions, or elsewhere), I WILL ask if they ever look for community 'testers' -- not just because I'm nice that way, but because it's so damned fun to read about what you've shoved up your hoohaw in that day's blog entry.

    Just out of curiosity, did you enjoy the nJoy in the front door, back door, or both?

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  8. Both, although the "holyfuck" reaction was from the front door--because of the rather steep and extremely non-negotiable curve, I can only get it so far in the back door before hitting the point of I Don't Bend That Way. Whereas the front door definitely, definitely bends that way and likes it.

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  9. The PureWand is a good idea, but it looks dauntingly huge (I'm, er, a snug fit. And feeling "filled" or "stretched" is not a high priority for me, funwise).

    I bought the FunWand instead, and the G-spot stimulation of the plainer end was intriguing but it kept twisting so it pointed downward instead of upward into the G-spot. No matter how hard I grabbed the other end and tried to crank it back into position again, it wouldn't stay. I felt like I was fighting with my vagina. So I think that particular toy will mostly end up in my bf's ass.

    -perversecowgirl

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  10. It is particularly awesome toy. The weight seems to give it some sort of magical intense orgasm powers.

    I want to buy some more of Njoy's stuff, but especially the little plugs and... well... pretty much everything those guys make.

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